“I'm getting too elderly to travel the length of the country for a free hangover.”

“Travel, in the younger sort, is a part of education; in the elder, a part of experience. He that travelleth into a country before he hath some entrance into the language, goeth to school, and not to travel.”

“War between free-will and predestination makes the idea of time travel is still too difficult to digest.”

“I've got a hangover, okay? So I'm not very... It's not easy sometimes.”

“There's a mathematics to nesting, I'm sure, that explains how length of stay + space available = accumulating way too much stuff.”

“You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that.”