“Say what you want, princess. You are a recipe for premature ejaculation, if I’ve ever seen one.”

“The cleanest civilization I’ve ever seen…and the number one thing you pack for a wedding is a jar of dirt?”

“The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.”

“Kate: I wish there was a cookbook for life, you know? Recipes telling us exactly what to do. I know, I know, you're gonna say "How else will you learn, Kate."Therapist: mm. No, actually I wasn't going to say that. You want to guess again?Kate: No, no, go ahead.Therapist: Well what I was going to say was, you know better than anyone, it's the recipes that you create yourself that are the best.”

“You the drunkest white man I
ever seen!” one says,which you take ashigh praise,”

“I’ve always seen you, angel. From the moment you found me, I’ve seen nothing but you.”