“Yeah. I failed R&R in school. I was too busy studying for my anal retention classes.”

“Apollo. I’m the fucking Lord of the Underworld. Do you honestly think I need to get my jollies by lying to others? I can think of so many better things to do.”

“No more men. I swear it. They’re nothing but trouble. Them, and their damned penises.”

“I could be stronger than all the gods in the pantheon, Maia, but without you it means nothing. Nothing.” - from Rosanna Leo's For the Love of a God.”

“Sweetie,” Dino said, coming over to put his arm around her shoulder. He tipped her head up and looked into her eyes with great empathy. “You can’t fuck a statue. At least not at that angle. You’d at least have to tip it onto its back first, and as a conservator, I can’t recommend it.”

“Say what you want, princess. You are a recipe for premature ejaculation, if I’ve ever seen one.”

“If only he didn't believe he was Shamu's distant cousin. It was such a shame for someone so sublime to be certifiable.”