“The superior thing, in this as in other departments of life, was to be late. Lateness showed that serene contempt for the illusion we call time which is so necessary to ensure the respect of others and oneself. Only the servile are punctual...”
“men who so uneasily tolerate superiors patiently suffer a master, and show themselves proud and servile at the same time.”
“I am always late on principle, my principle being that punctuality is the thief of time.”
“There are only two types of people in Ireland... Those who watch The Late Late Show. And there are those who have been on The Late Late Show.”
“I feel I've done some things in life too late and others too early”
“Finding the calmness or serenity in oneself effectively diffuses the judgments of others”