“Excuse the mess, but we live here.”

“The most out-there thing I’m saying is, ‘Don’t have babies. Don’t get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that.”

“I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.”

“The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. ”

“Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.”

“Women are cursed, and men are the proof.”

“Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.”