“The most out-there thing I’m saying is, ‘Don’t have babies. Don’t get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that.”

“The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. ”

“As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job”

“I figure when my husband comes home from work, if the kids are still alive, then I've done my job.”

“Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.”

“To expect life to treat you good is foolish as hoping a bull won't hit you because you are a vegetarian.”

“I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.”