“To expect life to treat you good is foolish as hoping a bull won't hit you because you are a vegetarian.”

“Berharap hidup memperlakukanmu dengan baik karena kamu orang baik, itu sama konyolnya seperti berharap banteng takkan menandukmu karena kamu vegetarian”

“The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. ”

“I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.”

“I consider myself to be apretty good judge of people...That's why I don't like any of them.”

“Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.”

“The most out-there thing I’m saying is, ‘Don’t have babies. Don’t get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that.”