“Generally speaking, it is Pisces who provides most of the emotional input into your relationship but that doesn’t mean The Goat is unfeeling or insensitive. Moreover, it is the Fish who provides the extreme highs and low in your relationship and, strangely enough, it is this rollercoaster ride that helps Pisces cope with the monotony and routine and control that is the Goat’s preferred way of living.”
“I’m a Pisces, and people say that Pisces make the best the best lovers. That’s because Pisces are fish, and it’s like my grandpa always used to say, “The next best thing to making love to a mermaid, is having sex with a fish.”
“I never had a tight relationship with my dad- who was an excellent provider but didn't really have much conversation or emotional support for me so...”
“Housework is a cinch, provided your standards are low enough.”
“Life is like a rollercoaster with highs and lows. So quit complaining about it and enjoy the ride!”
“Fate controls only the weak, Your Highness. The strong mould the providence the want”