“Long-haired Chihuahuas have no notion they are bite-sized.”
“Percy had shrunk to the size of a chihuahua and was perched on the kitchen table watching me make a bacon and egg pie. I was trying to be surreptitious about the bacon but I could tell he,d noticed, which made conversation somewhat awkward.”
“¡ Hijo de chihuahua !”
“I stabbed the intruder with a knife. How else was I supposed to cut him into bite-sized pieces?”
“Lovers have lived so long with giants and elves, they won't believe again in their own size.”
“Humanity was a passing notion to him; something he liked to try on for size and model in the dressing room, but never actually felt compelled to buy.”