“You have a funny way of showing how much you don't like me.""I don't like gophers, either, but I wouldn't leave one to suffer. I'd shoot it to put it out of its misery.”
“I'd miss you. I'd miss you like crazy. I don't see how any man with a beating heart and rushing blood wouldn't”
“(I) just had to show there's life in the old dog yet. (You) don't have to go out and shoot me.”
“I don't understand my feelings. I really don't. I don't understand how I could hate you so much after so much time. How, no matter how much I'd like to not hate you, I hate you even more. It grows.”
“You don't need to like me to let me fuck you but since I like you, I'd prefer it that way.”
“It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't like you, you're going to know about it.”