“It's raining like a cow relieving itself.”
“It's like hunting cows”
“I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved, which a cow enjoys on giving milk.”
“Gonna rain like a cow pissin' on a flat rock" [drugstore clerk to detective Virgil Flowers]Dark of the Moon, p.7”
“The mind can be trained to relieve itself on paper.”
“The average man is a conformist, accepting miseries and disasters with the stoicism of a cow standing in the rain.”