“No matter how slinky your lingerie, a sticker between the brows will always kill the mood.”

“When it comes to your self-esteem, it is best not to value the opinions of deluded psychopaths.”

“You should never let a silly detail such as not getting attacked with a cake fork stand in the way of a little well-deserved sexy time.”

“I had been reduced to jelly by a brassiere.”

“My indiscretion was a part of my author mystique, just like Charles Dickens and Richard Madeley.”

“If you can’t be of good character, write a good character.”

“My first kiss as a single woman. It sent a tingle sprinting down my spine like a tingle panther.”