“It's a bit disconcerting being treated like Madonna.”

“I love walking in the rain because no one can see me crying”

“•"As I was leaving this morning, I said to myself, 'The last thing you must do is forget your speech.' And, sure enough, as I left the house this morning, the last thing I did was to forget my speech.”

“The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil's own satanic herd!”

“As hatred is defined as intense dislike, what is wrong with inciting intense dislike of a religion, if the activities or teachings of that religion are so outrageous, irrational or abusive of human rights that they deserve to be intensely disliked?”

“Let even the momentum of tripping help lead you down your path.”

“I can’t believe I’m being coerced by a bird.”