“Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles”
“Carpe Diem means Seize the day. Why not seize the moment while you're at it?”
“Live the moment, Seize the day, Carpe diem”
“Carpe Diem Ballus. Translation: Seize the Day by the Balls. Before it seizes your's. (Applies to women too.)”
“Carpe Dium, I say. Seize the day. Grab it by the throat and rattle its bollocks”
“If you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? - Carpe - hear it? – Carpe, Carpe Diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary.”