“Having sex multiple times on the first sleepover does not count as more than one “date”…”

“What in the blue star-blazes did you see in Jason?" he asked, still forcefully but with his frustration and jealousy under better control."For one thing, Djetth, he wasn't trying to kill me!"("Marsh", heroine of Insufficient Mating Material)”

“Rhett: If you've made up your mind to impale someone, do it with conviction.”

“If you neglected to warn Djetth beforehand that you were going to shoot him down, Your Highness, he may consider you in breach of contract...-- Rhett”

“As a rule of thumb, it was always safer if the Commander-in-Chief formulated a risky plan.”

“Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles”

“Never ask a question if you don’t know the answer.”