“Having sex multiple times on the first sleepover does not count as more than one “date”…”
“To me, the perfect date consists of dinner, dancing, and sex with a girl who has no stomach or legs, but does have an overactive sex drive.”
“No more sleepovers, no more writing poetry, no more wasting time. Time to tidy up your life. Time to start again.”
“She made a firm resolution, one of the resolutions she was making almost daily these days. No more sleepovers, no more writing poetry, no more wasting time. Time to tidy up your life. Time to start again.”
“It is what a man does for strangers that counts more than what he does for his family.”
“Gay men should not adopt the sophomoric model of heterosexual dating; gay men should always have sex first.”