“If you neglected to warn Djetth beforehand that you were going to shoot him down, Your Highness, he may consider you in breach of contract...-- Rhett”

“What in the blue star-blazes did you see in Jason?" he asked, still forcefully but with his frustration and jealousy under better control."For one thing, Djetth, he wasn't trying to kill me!"("Marsh", heroine of Insufficient Mating Material)”

“Rhett: If you've made up your mind to impale someone, do it with conviction.”

“Rhett: Here’s the problem. I am not the sexual equivalent of an espresso machine. ”

“Never sleep with a lady only once, especially in the case of an older lady.-'Rhett ”

“Never ask a question if you don’t know the answer.”

“Wouldn’t you rather play chess, Ma’am?....It’s less destructive of clothes.”