“Finding an Agent is not a problem.Finding a publisher is not a problem.Finding readers now that's a problem.”

“The Difference between Writers and Editors.Writers are creative using one end of a pencil.Editors are more adept using the opposite end.”

“Apparently I write as a hobby, payment appears to be out of the question.”

“Just recieved my manuscript from the editor and he didn't change a word. The word he didn't change was the.”

“Write what pleases you.If you please others in the process it's a bonus.”

“If you do not seek to publish what you have written, then you are not a writer and you never will be.”

“If you don't want to have a baby, that's fine. And if you want sex on the kitchen table, you'll get it." He glared down at his wife. "But you're coming home, and you're coming home now, and I will be happy to discuss this further once you're naked and in my bed." He paused. "Or on the table." His face flushed. "And the next time you leave me, you'd better mean it, woman, because I'm not going to be treated like a doormat. Understand?”