“Write what pleases you.If you please others in the process it's a bonus.”

“Apparently I write as a hobby, payment appears to be out of the question.”

“The Difference between Writers and Editors.Writers are creative using one end of a pencil.Editors are more adept using the opposite end.”

“Just recieved my manuscript from the editor and he didn't change a word. The word he didn't change was the.”

“Finding an Agent is not a problem.Finding a publisher is not a problem.Finding readers now that's a problem.”

“The crowd watched. 'Sir?' said the cop. 'Can you please answer the crazy woman so we can all go home?”

“Nick,” I murmured, “should I ever head into the cellar armed only with a ladle after the police have just warned me that a psychotic killer is on the loose, please slap me.”