“What sort of perverse beast uses sex to lure a woman into a game of table tennis?”

“Life had given me another sucker punch. I should have been used to it. I should have already known what was happening and what would happen. How it felt to be in the dark hole that was death.”

“It was a little difficult to take him seriously when he sang along to a song about a woman taking another woman's man.”

“We tend to get a little information before we off people. It’s not a play by ear sort of deal.”

“I overheard Nona talking about my little buds and how she remembered back when she was developing into a woman, and that was enough for me.”

“I wasn't used to guys making me blush, and I wasn't sure why he even was making me blush.”

“Well, just get used to it, because you're a long ways away from Kansas, my dear. She actually started singing "The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow" as she traipsed to the counter.”