“Politeness never was one of your strong points” “Bitch was always one of yours though”

“I have never been with an ugly woman!” he argues.“You’ve never been with one that can tie her own shoe laces either”

“Baby that’s impossible, you can’t give him something you don’t have. That man who just walked out of this house, he’s the one who has the majority of it. Chris, he only has the tiny pieces that were left behind when it got broken”

“Stay away from him! I haven’t gone near him! His fiancé however keeps following me around. Although now she knows I’m one of his ex’s I don’t think she will be anymore” “What did you tell her?” “I didn’t tell her anything. Just that we dated a few years ago and it meant nothing”

“They’re serious” “Well I hope so, they are getting married”

“Fine, I just wanted to feel like me again” “Babe, you were naked” “Yeah well it worked so get over it”

“I only just met you, I can’t lick you when I don’t even know you”