“The Pig Chef was - if you thought about it - one of the more sinister icons of American roadside art. Danny's personal totem. What kind of pig is a butcher? What kind of pig cooks barbeque? A traitor pig, a killer pig, a doomed preterite pig destined for eternal damnation. Danny's Pig Chefs showed the full weight of this knowledge in their mocking eyes and snaggled snouts.”
“A pig painted gold is still a pig.”
“No matter what has happened, you're not a pig-boy; you're an Assistant Pig Keeper!”
“In one scene, when I was supposed to say, "In a pig's eye you are," what came out was, "In a pig's ass you are." Old habits die awfully hard.”
“Little pig, little pig, let me in.”
“You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig.”