“With hair, heels, and attitude, honey, I am through the roof.”

“I'm six foot four - hello. And with hair, heels, and attitude... I'm through the mother-freakin' roof!”

“My attitude toward friendship has remained the same. I will support and encourage you with all the love in my heart, but if it's not reciprocal, I gotta go [...] If your friends are bitter about your success to the extent that they act out, don't expect them to change [...] Move on.”

“I change clothes at least three times a day. It's the only way I can justify all the shopping I do. Prada to the grocery store? Yes! Gucci to the dry cleaner's? Why not? Dolce & Gabbana to the corner deli? I insist!”

“Look at me--a big old black man under all of this makeup, and if I can look beautiful, so can you.”

“We all came into this world naked. The rest is all drag.”

“If you don't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?”