“Being famous is wicked, but being normal is better.”
“When you become famous, being famous becomes your profession.”
“I wish that being famous helped prevent me from being constipated.”
“It is very difficult to make one's way in this world without being wicked at one time or another, when the world's way is so wicked to being with.”
“He was one of your wicked, fascinating men. After he got married he left off being fascinating and just kept on being wicked.”
“Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?”