“Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom.”

“The way liberals are interpreting the First Amendment today is that it prevents anyone who is religious from being in government.”

“Liberals measure compassion by how many people are given welfare. Conservatives measure compassion by how many people no longer need it.”

“I'm a huge supporter of women. What I'm not a supporter of liberalism. Feminism is what I oppose. Feminism has led women astray. I love the women's movement, especially walking behind it.”

“He's one fry short of a Happy Meal.”

“You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.”

“Most of the reasons people think they can't do something are reasons they've created. Everything you do is up to you. Part of life is realizing that you have much more potential and ability than you'd ever know. However, it is up to you to reach inside, face the fears, and unleash that which really drives you.”