“He's one fry short of a Happy Meal.”

“Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom.”

“You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.”

“The worst of all of this is the lie that condoms really protect against AIDS. The condom failure rate can be as high as 20 percent. Would you get on a plane — or put your children on a plane — if one of five passengers would be killed on the flight? Well, the statistic holds for condoms, folks.”

“Militant feminists are pro‐choice because it’s their ultimate avenue of power over men. And believe me, to them it is a question of power. It is their attempt to impose their will on the rest of society, particularly on men.”

“The way liberals are interpreting the First Amendment today is that it prevents anyone who is religious from being in government.”

“I'm a huge supporter of women. What I'm not a supporter of liberalism. Feminism is what I oppose. Feminism has led women astray. I love the women's movement, especially walking behind it.”