“I'm a huge supporter of women. What I'm not a supporter of liberalism. Feminism is what I oppose. Feminism has led women astray. I love the women's movement, especially walking behind it.”

“Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.”

“Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom.”

“The way liberals are interpreting the First Amendment today is that it prevents anyone who is religious from being in government.”

“Liberals measure compassion by how many people are given welfare. Conservatives measure compassion by how many people no longer need it.”

“None of what Barack Obama is doing or wants to do to this country is anything the rest of the world hasn't seen before and already failed at.”

“I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke.”