“Liberals measure compassion by how many people are given welfare. Conservatives measure compassion by how many people no longer need it.”
“How many people you bless is how you measure success”
“People are not measured by their accomplishments, but by how many times they screw up trying to achieve them.”
“Don't measure your wealth by how many things you have. Measure your wealth by how many things you have that you wouldn't take money for.”
“The measure of civilized behavior is compassion.”
“The measure of a society is its compassion.”