“Liberals measure compassion by how many people are given welfare. Conservatives measure compassion by how many people no longer need it.”

“I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke.”

“Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom.”

“The way liberals are interpreting the First Amendment today is that it prevents anyone who is religious from being in government.”

“if people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up.”

“I'm a huge supporter of women. What I'm not a supporter of liberalism. Feminism is what I oppose. Feminism has led women astray. I love the women's movement, especially walking behind it.”

“Most of the reasons people think they can't do something are reasons they've created. Everything you do is up to you. Part of life is realizing that you have much more potential and ability than you'd ever know. However, it is up to you to reach inside, face the fears, and unleash that which really drives you.”