“You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.”

“The way liberals are interpreting the First Amendment today is that it prevents anyone who is religious from being in government.”

“None of what Barack Obama is doing or wants to do to this country is anything the rest of the world hasn't seen before and already failed at.”

“The future is not Big Government. Self-serving politicians. Powerful bureaucrats. This has been tried, tested throughout history. The result has always been disaster. President Obama, your agenda is not new. It's not change, and it's not hope.”

“Most of the reasons people think they can't do something are reasons they've created. Everything you do is up to you. Part of life is realizing that you have much more potential and ability than you'd ever know. However, it is up to you to reach inside, face the fears, and unleash that which really drives you.”

“The worst of all of this is the lie that condoms really protect against AIDS. The condom failure rate can be as high as 20 percent. Would you get on a plane — or put your children on a plane — if one of five passengers would be killed on the flight? Well, the statistic holds for condoms, folks.”

“He's one fry short of a Happy Meal.”