“If you are searching for someone to hate, try looking in the mirror.”

“Having two non-functional parties is not a democracy, it's a losing coin flip.”

“I couldn't hack it in Hollywood, my writing's wasn't bad enough.”

“Watch: (1) You do something nasty to me. (2) I hate you. (3) You find it uncomfortable to be hated. (4) You think how nice it would be if I didn't hate you. (5) You decide I ought not to hate you because hate is bad. (6) Good people don’t hate. (7) Because I hate you I am a bad person. (8) It is not what you did to me that makes me hate you, it is my own bad nature. I—not you—am the cause of my hating you.”

“No matter how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube is still a light saber.”

“Any search for a "pain-free existence" is doomed to failure.”

“You can't imbibe someone's success by f*cking them.”