“Life seemed to be an educator's practical joke in which you spent the first half learning and the second half learning that everything you learned in the first half was wrong.”
“You can spend the entire second half of your life recovering from the mistakes of the first half.”
“It seems, in fact, as though the second half of a man's life is made up of nothing, but the habits he has accumulated during the first half.”
“Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable!”
“The first half of life is devoted to forming a healthy ego, the second half is going inward and letting go of it.”
“The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the first half.”