“The problem with getting older is you meant to bring sexy back, but then you got sidetracked, and wound up napping instead.”
“Don't get sidetracked. If you do get sidetracked, get back on track as soon as possible. Ultimately sidetracking kills you.”
“The major problem of life is learning how to handle the costly interruptions. The door that slams shut, the plan that got sidetracked, the marriage that failed. Or that lovely poem that didn't get written because someone knocked on the door.”
“Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.”
“The problem with getting older is you still remember how things used to be.”
“I could have taken a nap instead of waiting for you to finally show up. What took you so long human? Did you walk?"-Grimalkin”