“Animals, children, and the working class comprise the company in which I'll feel most at ease.”

“Rebel children, I urge you, fight the turgid slick of conformity with which they seek to smother your glory.”

“The priority of any addict is to anaesthetise the pain of living to ease the passage of day with some purchased relief.”

“I regret that I didn’t realize that actually they’ve got no power over you at school — it’s all just a trick to indoctrinate you into being a conditioned, tame, placid citizen. Rebel, children, I urge you, fight the turgid slick of conformity with which they seek to smother your glory.”

“My dad's philosophy was (and I think still is) that life is a malevolent force, which seeks to destroy you, and you have to struggle with it. Only those who are hard enough will succeed. Most people get crushed, but if you fight, in the end life will go, "Fucking hell. This one's serious. Let him through.”

“I like threesomes with two women, not because I'm a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I'm a romantic. I'm looking for "The One." And I'll find her more quickly if I audition two at a time.”

“Turns out it was mostly a lie. But, at least for a short while, it was a beautiful one.”