“I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!”
“With anal sex, I suggest you start gently. Find a slender midget. Or a member of Congress.”
“I'm not even out the door yet and you've already replaced me? Vicious. And for the record, I don't have an inability to say no to guys. I have an inability to grasp the moral ramifications of premarital sex. Lots and lots of premarital sex.”
“Did you guys have sex?" Jacob grasped my shoulders, giving me a little shake. "Oh my God, girl, details - I need details. What is the size of his-?" "We didn't have sex." I smacked his hands away.”
“Could it be possible that he really did have enough imagination to be able to grasp the truth?”
“I used to live with someone of the opposite sex. It’s called a sister, and I don’t have one.”