“My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents.”

“I can finally see that all the terrible parts of my life, the embarrassing parts, the incidents I wanted to pretend never happened, and the things that make me "weird" and "different," were actually the most important parts of my life. They were the parts that made me ME.”

“Life is a series of embarrassing moments which leave you feeling alone in your confusion and shame”

“Our emotionsAre only “incidents”In the effort to keep day and night together.”

“Depending on who you place in the same situation, the characteristics of said incident change kaleidoscopically. In other words, there is one incident. However, there are as many stories explaining it as there are people involved in it.”

“It said something about my life when a heavily armed official accused me of causing magical havoc and i had to wonder which incident she meant.”