“Eat less crap.”
“Don’t crap where you eat”
“My idea of vacuuming is borrowing someone's dog for the day and having them eat all the crap off the floor.”
“Eat less, exercise more.”
“I don't use a crap camera, I don't eat junk, and I'm not going to a dance where the boys are bores”
“In Ramadan, you should eat less and think more.”