“Anyone who thinks they're too grown up or too sophisticated to eat caramel corn, is not invited to my house for dinner”
“I invited my girlfriend over and made her dinner. I didn’t cook, but I did eat her.”
“There is nothing particularly wrong with salmon, of course, but like caramel candy, strawberry yogurt, or liquid carpet cleaner, if you eat too much of it you are not going to enjoy your meal.”
“If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up.”
“Instead of eating too much, I'm thinking too much and I need to throw up some of these thoughts before something vile happens.”
“You are what you eat is a truism hard to argue with, and yet it is, as a visit to a feedlot suggests, incomplete, for you are what what you eat eats, too. And what we are, or have become, is not just meat but number 2 corn and oil.”