“You're not Adam, asshole. You're the snake.”
“These are not the banu adam you're looking for.”
“Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.”
“In your twenties you're becoming who you're going to be and so you might as well not be an asshole.”
“You're a jerk,' repeated the alien, 'a complete asshole.”
“Tweet, tweet, you're alive, you ignorant asshole.”