“Beth from accountingis just sitting in her careating spaghetti.”
“Beth sort of hugs me,which I am not a fan of,so I kick and run.”
“Upside-down death spikes/ like sitting on loaded guns/ a chair with wooden legs.”
“Drinking by myself/ from a lonely bartender/ missing Katherine.”
“I loved my mommaI eat her with my mouth closed,how she would want it.”
“If this were real life,Ed would have looked at her neck-bite, dead, burp, credits.”
“Those were not vampires.If sunlight makes you sparkle,you're a unicorn.”