“Blood is really warm,it's like drinking hot chocolatebut with more screaming.”
“Beth from accountingis just sitting in her careating spaghetti.”
“Those were not vampires.If sunlight makes you sparkle,you're a unicorn.”
“Let's put it this way.I fought for the South. We lost.Lance Henriksen rules!”
“If my heart could beatit would have skipped one or twoas red pierces through.”
“Beth sort of hugs me,which I am not a fan of,so I kick and run.”