“Upside-down death spikes/ like sitting on loaded guns/ a chair with wooden legs.”
“Little old laidesspeed away in their wheel chairs,frightened meals on wheels.”
“Beth from accountingis just sitting in her careating spaghetti.”
“Blood is really warm,it's like drinking hot chocolatebut with more screaming.”
“Those were not vampires.If sunlight makes you sparkle,you're a unicorn.”
“Let's put it this way.I fought for the South. We lost.Lance Henriksen rules!”
“If my heart could beatit would have skipped one or twoas red pierces through.”