“Progress! Progress through everybody dying and their kids eventually not caring who their parents hated!”
“Don't be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's the ones who just let their kids wreak havoc that everybody hates.”
“Change is the parent of progress.”
“If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress.”
“He [Augustine] admitted: 'I am the sort of man who writes because he has made progress, and who makes progress by writing.'”
“We all want progress, but if you're on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive.”