“Progress! Progress through everybody dying and their kids eventually not caring who their parents hated!”

“Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something.”

“Scientists need to invent a way to make DNA work like in cartoons.”

“To answer your question as honestly as I can, I've wanted since I was very little to not have to worry about money. I've never been poverty-level poor (I mean, there's been years where I've been officially beneath the poverty line, but that wasn't poverty: that was being a student and living the Student Lifestyle), but I've been in a place where you know you can't afford a better-quality food, where you can't do certain things because of money, and I'd prefer not to have those problems if I can. I sort of have troubles with money in general, with how it determines so much of our lives but with how we all try to ignore it, but I would like to be (and stay) in a place where I can pick up some new comics and games and not worry about how much they cost.This is terrible; you're asking me where I want to be in the future, what I want my life to be like, and the only thing I can tell you is "Man, all I know is I don't want to be POOR.”

“As they say, 'It's all downhill from cupcakes.”

“Error is the price we pay for progress.”

“The art of progress is to reserve order amid change, and to preserve change amid order.”