“I don't need to eat the stuff now because now I'm here-right in the middle of it!The soup I ordered in Colorado had all these little slices of vegetables and things, which at the time just looked like kitchen scrapings to me. But now I'm in the miso soup myself,just like those bits of vegetable. I'm floating around in this giant bowl of it, and that's good enough for me.”
“Curse you, cheap beer. Must find miso in tiny packet.”
“Waiters will always pee in soup, people will always fall in love.”
“Except for that, everything's going great. Well....there's been a murder and we're out of soup.”
“There's an old Sysan saying that the soup of life is salty enough without adding tears to it.”