“If there is shit all around me, how can I eat my ice cream?”

“We are going to eat ice cream and we are going to eat shit. The trick is to use different spoons.”

“I held up my ice-cream cone in the gesture of a toast. "Number thirteen: Eat ice cream in public."About this one... I don't get it. What's the big deal about eating ice cream?"Fat people aren't allowed to eat in public."What are you talking about?" she said, a bit snobbily in my opinion. "I notice them eating all the time."Exactly."You lost me."It's hard to enjoy the eating experience when you feel everyone's staring at you, thinking, No wonder she's such a fat cow. Look how she eats."I don't think that!"Sure.”

“If you're eating an ice cream cone, it's just very hard to believe that things have gone completely to shit. That there isn't still hope.”

“Women eat ice-cream, men toast marshmallows.”

“Want some ice cream?"His head bumped the frame. "Ouch! What?" His voice was back to normal. He turned around. "Don't offer me ice cream. I just broke into your room and threatened you.”