“Divination is the ketchup of shamanism.”
“Broken Wind believed that we are traumatized as babies by intestinal gas or colic. The great shaman invented a technique called "gastral projection" to help release these traumas. His philosophy was simple: "To air is human ... but to really cut one loose is divine.”
“On the scale of tomato to ketchup, my girlfriend is definitely a 57.”
“Only psychos and shamans create their own reality”
“Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. ”
“Blood is thicker than water, as people say. (But then again so is ketchup.)”