“Being able to read and knowing how to read are completely different concepts.”

“Those who lack a sense of humor are destined to be life's hacked up hairballs.”

“World domination by 2020!”

“You've got to get consequential things done before you figure out just how inconsequential you truly are.”

“In a place where I truly know no one, I feel the most at home.”

“In order to know virtue, we must first acquaint ourselves with vice. Marquis de Sade”

“Until you're about the age of twenty you read everything, and you like it simply because you are reading it. then between twenty and thirty you pick up what you want, and you read the best, you read all the great works.after that you sit and wait for them to be written. But you know the least know, the least famous writers, they are the better ones.”