“When we are young, we are read fairy tales. When we are old, we are read religious tales.”
“If you're honest 99% of the time, they'll believe your bullshit when you need that 1%.”
“Clever politeness can throw people off. Be tactful.”
“I am not here to criticize, I am here to exemplify.”
“When you have no role models, you must become your own.”
“Now if you'll excuse me, I must go self-actualize.”