“If you're honest 99% of the time, they'll believe your bullshit when you need that 1%.”
“Now if you'll excuse me, I must go self-actualize.”
“When we are young, we are read fairy tales. When we are old, we are read religious tales.”
“I am not here to criticize, I am here to exemplify.”
“We need to write in a language that they can read.”
“Money doesn't come with instructions.”