“When everything is never as it seems, how can you tell the illusions from the reality?”

“You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.”

“The best way to turn a woman's head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile.”

“Our wisdom comes from our experience,and our experience comes from our foolishness.”

“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”

“Albert Camus did not know he was summing up modern photojournalism when he wrote:"Will I kill myself or have a cup of coffee”

“banyak orang berhasil menipu dengan berpura - pura seriustetapi tidak ada yang bisa mengelabui dengan bepura - pura jenaka”