“Another day, another page.”

“Is it that people need a vacation from their problems, or is it actually they need a vacation from other people.”

“Things have a habit of working out, you know. Eventually.”

“...if you spent all your time being protected, you never got to find out anything new.”

“They would all be sorry... particularly the duck.”

“I really like Septimus Heap. he is my favorite guy in the story. I should make you all read it.”

“Use your head, Sep. Loads of wolverines. Hanging around waiting for super. Gtting excited. eating mint blasts. so what do you think they do?'it must be here. they can't have eaten that... i dunno, Nik, what do they do?'POO.”