“I can't. I w-want y-you, my own fucking twin!”

“Fucking is for bathroom stalls and the back seat of a Toyota”

“What's a flange?" asked Marcia.A what?"A flange. It says here attatch piece Y to the long, upright D, taking care to align holes P and Q with the corrosponding holes N and O in the left-hand flange. I can't see a wrethed flange anywhere.”

“I really like Septimus Heap. he is my favorite guy in the story. I should make you all read it.”

“Use your head, Sep. Loads of wolverines. Hanging around waiting for super. Gtting excited. eating mint blasts. so what do you think they do?'it must be here. they can't have eaten that... i dunno, Nik, what do they do?'POO.”

“You can't just rattle it off like a demented parrot.”

“Oscar Wilde: "I wish I had said that." Whistler: "You will, Oscar; you will.”